Distilling ‘Ten rules for writing fiction’ into one or two words

February 21, 2010 – 4:11 pm

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I’ll now slaughter the multi-authored Guardian.co.uk article “Ten rules for writing fiction” by cutting several of the “rules” down to one or two words which may make more sense after reading the article.   Many of the rules could apply to other forms of writing, and possibly, some to life.

  1. Write
  2. Write
  3. Write
  4. Avoid prologues
  5. Excise skippableness
  6. Read aloud
  7. Cut
  8. Rewrite
  9. Safeguard text
  10. Hold attentions
  11. Don’t whine
  12. Show friends
  13. Pray
  14. Read often
  15. Write quickly
  16. Quality later
  17. Title early
  18. Less Internet
  19. Hide thesaurus(es)
  20. Change mind
  21. Create rhythms
  22. Reread, rewrite
  23. Trash it
  24. Memorize poems
  25. Take walks
  26. Forget posterity
  27. Love survives
  28. Write privately
  29. Shun commerciality
  30. Better-ize autocorrection
  31. Journal entries
  32. Regrets fuel
  33. Simultaneous ideation
  34. Beware! Clichés!
  35. Write daily
  36. Give up
  37. Come back
  38. Persevere
  39. Use pens
  40. Use pencils
  41. Type
  42. Fill pages
  43. Take stands
  44. Be accurate
  45. Necessity matters
  46. “Realness” doesn’t
  47. Break rules
  48. Change it
  49. Changes you
  50. Frees you
  51. Have fun
  52. Marry believers
  53. Be childless
  54. Shun reviews
  55. No shit-taking
  56. Autobiographical inventions
  57. Uninteresting verbs
  58. Cut metaphors
  59. Cut similes
  60. Magic aloud
  61. Trust readers
  62. Discipline
  63. Eliminate interferences
  64. Finish it
  65. Put aside
  66. Read anew
  67. Fix it
  68. Keep moving
  69. Assurance
  70. Confidence
  71. Say something
  72. Master jokes
  73. Choose understandability
  74. Increase vocabulary
  75. Read widely
  76. Read discriminately
  77. Study others
  78. Have experiences
  79. Have humility
  80. Push limits
  81. Defend others
  82. Defend writing(s)
  83. Defend yourself
  84. No fear
  85. Love writing
  86. Edit
  87. Write

There’s a Part Two to this article!

87 misrepresentations from Part One is enough.  I’m off to read the second part.  But first, three rules verbatim:

“Fiction that isn’t an author’s personal adventure into the frightening or the unknown isn’t worth writing for anything but money.” –Jonathan Franzen

“Only bad writers think that their work is really good.” –Anne Enright

“Never take advice from anyone with no investment in the outcome.” –David Hare

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